when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
IM MAKING A TEEN WOLF SPOT THE DIFFERENCE FOR CLASS
sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.